Quotes

Dilbert:

Lately, every person I deal with seems to disappoint me. Every meeting starts late, every answer is misleading, every deadline is ignored and all work is shoddily done. I guess what I'm saying is that today I need some empathy.

Dogbert:

You are totally blocking my view of the wall.

Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.

--Dilbert

I have always wanted to be someone, but I see now I should have been more specific.

--Lily Tomlin

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

-- Abigal van Buren a.k.a. Dear Abby

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

-- Al Bernstein

Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?

-- Benjamin Franklin

Things usually turn out better than you think.

-- Von R. Atkinson

Be what you are and become what you are capable of becoming.

-- Robert Louis Stevenson

To know oneself is half the battle.

--Brendan Doyle

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

--Carl Jung

Why is it that we judge others by their behaviour and ourselves by our good intentions?

--Irish Proverb